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Ques : shadi me dulhe ke saath
Baarati kyun jate hain ? ? ? Ans :- kyunki bade kehte hain ki kisiki khushi mein Jao na jao par musibat me zarur jana chahiye.. |
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#22
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Sex is like a restaurant sometimes u get good service,
Sometimes bad service, sometimes no service & many Times u have to be happy wid self service, |
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#23
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Vodafone walo ka kutta aaj subah hi chal basa.
Ab vo monkey se add karvana chahte hai. Tumhe meri dosti ki kasam wada karo tum nahi Jaoge. Keep smiling |
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#24
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Sex ke baad aurat aadmi se boli :-tumari bansuri bahut he choti
Hai, Aadmi ne bola _ mujhe thodi pata tha ke, town-hall’ Me bajani hai |
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#25
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Imagine life without girls
Roads silent, college empty, police at rest Mobile co. in loss, no gifts, no alcohol, No petrol exp., no bikes, no crime, all boys go 2 hell |
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Wife to husband :- ek sand saal me 300 bar sex karta hai
Tum iska adha bhi nahi karte. Pati :- ye kahan likha hai ke wo 300 bar ek hi cow ko sath karta hai J |
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Lady in bus :- aapka kuch touch ho raha hai.
Man :- oh, who meri salary hai pocket me. Lady :- harami teri salary 5minute me 5 guna badh gayi kya ? |
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#28
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Lady – shoes dikhaiye.
Shopkeeper :- kitne number ka ? Lady – 36 no. Shopkeeper :- jaao madam jaao, ghar se soch kar nikla karo Kyalena hai… |
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#29
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Splendid.....
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#30
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Teacher: Make a sentence using the word "hand"
Boy: My penis is in your hand. Teacher slaps the Boy. Boy:Sorry maam pen k baad space dena bhul gaya ![]() |
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