Nobody teaches
Volcanoes to erupt,
Tsunamis to devastate,
Hurricanes to sway around
&
no one teaches
How to choose a Wife,

NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN.


Ghalib ne girlfriend ko date per bulaya wo late aayi,
Girl: Am I late ?

Ghalib:
Falak pey chand sitaron ko neend aarahi hai,
Doosri ka time ho gaya hai, tu ab aa rahi hai.
:-)


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Most interesting line written
on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
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Excuse me !
My face is above.;-)



Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called the cricket stadium.

He asks, “How’s the situation?”

He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.

They said, “It’s fine. 3 are out,
hope to get another 7 out by lunch,
last one was a duck!”..:-P



Smile to old means Respect

Smile to child mean Innocence

Smile to friend means Care

Smile in front of mobile, a mental case!

Still smiling? ;-)
Pagal ey oy

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How do you reassure your girl/guy? How do you tell her/him that you haven’t forgotten? It’s very rarely that you both meet. Both are busy with your work, office, business, family and what not. Or you may be too far where you can’t meet regularly. Or you may be very next to each other but can’t speak. Still you think of her/him. What do you do at that moment? What will you tell her/him?

Need some suggestions, Clues? Then type this Love Shayari in your cell phone and send it to her/him.