01-12-2010, 09:37 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2010
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Originally Posted by ml2u
hey guys m g0na star a new thread here f0r j0kezzzzzz n0nveg j0kez simle j0kes any kind 0f j0kezzzzzzzz s0 u ppl als0 prtcpt in dis(1 thng m0re s0me time j0kez 0n sardars s0me time 0n pathan s0me time 0n sheikh its just f0r fun dnt take it seriously...) 
* Guide: I welcome all you to niagra falls.These are the world's largest waterfalls and intensity of the waterfalls is so high,sound of even 20 supersonic planes passig can't be heared! Now may i request the ladies to keep quiet so that we can hear the Niagra Falls??
* Ek ghar me chor ghus aaya ..... pakra gya,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Wife moti thi aur chor k ooper baith gayi..............
husband ko boli Police ko bula lao....
Husband: Meri chappal nahi mil rahi....!
CHOR : OYEEEE MERI JUTTI PAA JAA.......JALDI JAA!!!!!!!
Sardar j0kesssss….
* Sardar:Kal mere aba Kunwain men gir gye or zor zor se cheekhne lge: Bachao Bachao 2nd:Ab kese hen? 1st:Theek hi honge, kal se koi awaz to nahi aayi..
* History Teacher : From where to
where did the mughals rule ?
Student: Sir, I am not sure but
I think from page 15 to 26.
* A friend asks sardar how was ur exam?
Sardar: It was ok but i couldnt answer past tense of THINK.
I thought, thought & finally i wrote 'THUNK'.
* Some one Asked from Sardar, what is adult joke?
Sardar replaid : any jokes which is eightheen year old.
* Sardar se kisi ny kaha
INDIAN
flag may tmhara kia hy
Green4 muslim
white4 christ
orang4 hindu
nothin 4u
Sardar thught n rplied
OYE .. !
DANDA TERE PIYO DA AY!
* Sardar on phone: Maa khushkabri hai
Ma: bol beta
Sardar:hum 2 se 3 ho gaye
Maa: mubarak ho,beta hua ya beti?
Sardar: meri biwi ne dusri shadi karli...
* when sardar experimenting a cockroach, he cut 1 of itz legz and told to walk. The cockroach began moving slowly. He continued thiz until all legz were cut out. Then he told it to walk, but it didnt move. So he wrote the interference:
"If all the legz of a cockroach were cut, it lozez itz ability to hear"
* Sardar purposing a girl:darling kya tum mjhe se shadii karo gi?
girl:tameez se baat karo.
Sardar:behan jee,kya aap mjhe se shaadi karain gi?
* Once a Sardar traveling in PIA.
Air hostess came and asked to Sardar
apko PIA ka mahool kaisa laga?
Sardar reply bilkul ghar jaisa.
Ghar pe bhi mujhe koi mun nahi lagata.
* Sardar writing a letter:
My sister had a baby this morning. I havnt heard that its a boy or a girl.. So, i dont know whether i m uncle or aunty..
* A MAN TO HIS FRND-MAIN APNA PURSE GHAR PE BHUL AAYA MUJHE 1000Rs KI ZARURAT HAI.
SARDAR-DOST HI DOST K KAM ATTA HAI YE LE 10Rs RIKSHA KAR K PURSE LE AA
* One day sardar was crying... friend asked to him..
friend: "Sardar why r u crying??"
sardar: "My mom died.."
After some time he started crying even louder...
friend: "Why r u crying now???"
Sardar: "My sister phoned to me and told that her mom also died..."
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HEY 0NE M0RE N0NVEG J0KE IS F0R U GUYS...............
SARDAR G : PA G YEH MURGHI KITY KI HY??
SH0P WALA : 10 RUPY KI..
SARDAR : ITI SASTI KAHY KU???
SHOP WALA : IS NU AIDS HY....
SARDAR : CHAL YAR K0I GAL NAHI DY DY ASI KHANI AY BUND TY NI MARNI NA ......... 
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