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Old 05-09-2008, 11:10 AM
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Ques : shadi me dulhe ke saath
Baarati kyun jate hain ? ? ?
Ans :- kyunki bade kehte hain ki kisiki khushi mein
Jao na jao par musibat me zarur jana chahiye..
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Old 05-09-2008, 11:11 AM
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Sex is like a restaurant sometimes u get good service,
Sometimes bad service, sometimes no service & many
Times u have to be happy wid self service,
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Old 05-09-2008, 11:13 AM
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Vodafone walo ka kutta aaj subah hi chal basa.
Ab vo monkey se add karvana chahte hai.
Tumhe meri dosti ki kasam wada karo tum nahi
Jaoge. Keep smiling
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Old 05-09-2008, 11:15 AM
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Sex ke baad aurat aadmi se boli :-tumari bansuri bahut he choti
Hai, Aadmi ne bola _ mujhe thodi pata tha ke, town-hall’
Me bajani hai
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Old 05-09-2008, 11:16 AM
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Imagine life without girls
Roads silent, college empty, police at rest
Mobile co. in loss, no gifts, no alcohol,
No petrol exp., no bikes, no crime, all boys go 2 hell
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Old 05-09-2008, 11:18 AM
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Wife to husband :- ek sand saal me 300 bar sex karta hai
Tum iska adha bhi nahi karte.
Pati :- ye kahan likha hai ke wo 300 bar ek hi cow ko sath karta hai J
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Old 05-09-2008, 11:20 AM
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Lady in bus :- aapka kuch touch ho raha hai.
Man :- oh, who meri salary hai pocket me.
Lady :- harami teri salary 5minute me 5 guna badh gayi kya ?
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Old 05-09-2008, 11:21 AM
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Lady – shoes dikhaiye.
Shopkeeper :- kitne number ka ?
Lady – 36 no.
Shopkeeper :- jaao madam jaao, ghar se soch kar nikla karo
Kyalena hai…
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Old 04-01-2009, 07:37 AM
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Splendid.....

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Originally Posted by Anand Sangar
Husband:- ne sasural me biwi se : chalo sex karte hain
Biwi : nahi ye mere baap ka ghar hai
Husband :- tho kya mere baap ka ghar red light area hai jo to roz
Taiyar ho jati hai.
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Old 08-19-2009, 02:30 AM
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Teacher: Make a sentence using the word "hand"
Boy: My penis is in your hand.
Teacher slaps the Boy.
Boy:Sorry maam pen k baad space dena bhul gaya
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