#1   02-26-2010, 10:15 AM

sonia Banned   Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 223

Haathon mein taqat hai to Haathon mein taqat hai to, pahaad ko hila kar dekh. Warna aa baith ke do peg maar aur pahaad ko hilta hua dekh.

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#2   06-10-2010, 10:59 AM

rajsingal Banned   Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 50

Quote: Originally Posted by sonia Haathon mein taqat hai to, pahaad ko hila kar dekh. Warna aa baith ke do peg maar aur pahaad ko hilta hua dekh. galti se honth pad diya tha.... chalo honto pe he sun lo, honto mein dum se kisi ka v katal ho jata hai, dushman chahe kitna v bda ho ek ladki pe to fisal jata hai

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#3   01-08-2011, 11:55 AM

abrahamlinken Banned   Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 20

Kyun chalti hai pawan? Bcoz of evaporation. Kyun jhoome hai gagan? Bcoz of revolution. Kyun machalta hai man? Bcoz of excessive perspiration. Kyun aati hai bahar? Bcoz of change in season. Kyun lut ta hai Qarar? Bcoz of mental tension. Kyun hota hai pyar? Bcoz of fatal attraction. Kyun gum hai har disha? Bcoz of loss of sense of direction. Kyun hota hai nasha? Bcoz of drug addiction. Na Tum Jano Na Hum. ARRE BUT I JUST ANSWERED ALL!!!! **** Q : Aadmi shaadi kyun karta hai? A :Seedhi si baat hai. Taan ki marne k baad Jab narak me jaye To ajeeb sa na lage! **** School : A place where Papa pays & puttar plays. Life Insurance : A contract that keeps u poor all ur life so that u can die rich. Nurse : A person who wakes u up 2 give u sleeping pills. Marriage : A contract in which a boy loses his bachelor’s degree & girl gets her masters’s degree! **** Today,having smaal cars Or small phones is in fashion. A day will come when Small brains will b in fashion. And then my Friend, U WILL B A LEGEND! That’s all 4 2day buddies! More updates on SMSs 2morrow!

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#4   07-06-2011, 08:04 PM

javed0110 Junior Member   Join Date: Jul 2011 Posts: 3

Quote: Originally Posted by sonia Haathon mein taqat hai to, pahaad ko hila kar dekh. Warna aa baith ke do peg maar aur pahaad ko hilta hua dekh. go hath men taqat nahi ankhon men to dam hai rahnr do abhi sagar o meena mere aage

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